Article Writing Tips From Spongebob Squarepants

Wisdom can be found in many unexpected areas. Today, wisdom bubbled up from a pineapple under the sea. I understood that everything youd want to know about writing articles for your site can be taught by SpongeBob SquarePants and his friends.

When you write for your newsletter, website, or website, which character would you most enjoy?

Squidward: Squidward is B-O-R-I-N-G. When writing articles, are you a Squidward? Do you just get the words down on paper or are you really finding a fun twist to amuse your crowd and keep them coming back for more? Take care to create your posts stand out from the thousands of other posts on the market by adding stories or just having fun whilst writing. For example, this article may be entitled”How to Write a Good Article”, but would it stand out from the hundreds of other posts about article writing? Probably not.

Mr. Krabs: This crustacean is focused on one thing and one thing only, making more and a growing number of cash. Only a cartoon could really have dollar signs attracted in his eyes. He thinks of no one he can reap. Are your posts focused on you or on the reader? Are you currently supplying advice or do you’ve got blinders on, thinking only about how you can make money from the article you’re writing? If your article reads like an ad or is self-serving or filled with affiliate links, you might write like Mr. Krabs.

Patrick: the starfish, SpongeBobs greatest friend, has a fantastic heart, but is not the creature in the sea. Do your posts make you seem like an expert? Are you currently supplying content or only pushing out articles that are sloppy as fast as possible? Always double check for grammatical errors and typos. Hire a Virtual Assistant or even Copywriter to proofread and publish your essay if you’re challenged by spelling and grammar. Or slow down, then set aside for a day and then reread it until you click the submit button.

Plankton: The creature in the ocean is also the sneakiest. Hell do whatever and harm anybody to steal somebody elses work (the Krabby Pattie secret formula). Write your own material. Dont be more Plankton. Copy and paste somebody elses work, edit it, and attempt to pass it off as your own. You will be captured, and it just isnt worth it. Simply take the same amount of work and focus on your own thoughts and ideas. Plankton never gets off with his strategies, either. Hes on Strategy Z and is still pathetically failing to steal the formula.

SpongeBob: This guy can be a hard worker, and tries to do the perfect thing. He might not wind up getting for, but he bounces back and tackles his work with a renewed strength. SpongeBob works hard, he’s a friend, he tries to have fun no matter what he’s faced with, and always thinks of other people. Hardworking SpongeBob is the guy when writing posts to be.

I hope you will remember the vital messages we have been instructed by our friends although this is a lesson in essay writing.

1. Be entertaining. Not boring.

2. Write articles to help others, perhaps maybe not with dollar signs in your eyes.

3. Proofread your posts with care and provide info.

4. Write your own material. Dont reproduce others.

5. Be a SpongeBob! Persistence and hard work pay off.

Before you know it, you are going to develop a following for getting content that are informative and entertaining and youll be Queen or King of the ocean.