An Efficient Commute

This morning, as usual, I was pressed for time. I needed to be to my”9 to 5″ especially early and I woke up late. Rather than rushing around more than I already had been, I thought I would take some time to finish my”preparing for perform rituals” from the vehicle. After all, I have observed countless others in my rearview mirror and beside me in their automobiles do exactly the same, so why can not I?

As I grabbed my stuff, I hurried out into the car and started about the 32-minute sail to work. As I was brushing my teeth, I understood, I had no place to spit the toothpaste that collected in my own mouth. So, I rolled down the window and masterfully drooled down the interior of my vehicle. Crest and saliva dripped down the inside of the car door into the electricity lock and window switches. At least my car includes a minty fresh aroma to it. I took a swig of orange juice remembered what vomit tasted like.

Not needing a good deal of time to be worried about my toothbrushing experience, I figured I really should do my own hair . One of the great things about owning a Pontiac Vibe is the 110 Volt AC plug built into the vehicle. Perfect for my wife’s hair dryer. Red lights were spaced perfectly to allow me to safely wash my own hair. I was not going to wash my own hair with a towel in the vehicle. That might be just dangerous. The hair glue and styling of my messy spiky hair moved away without a hitch.

The final thing on my list to do before job is shave. I won’t really go into a lot of detail, but I’ll say this is actually the toughest job of my life. I left it to operate with just a little time to spare and the only evidence I was really rushed this morning turned into a hairdryer on the passenger seat, dried drool about the driver’s side door and shaving cream using beard stubble on the floor mats.