Black Humor, College Humor, Blond Jokes, funny pictures

I have had over the years (48 of them) a lot of time to review and take part in several diverse varieties of comedy and have studied their effects on the individual psyche. I will convey lots of my observations, ideas and ramblings where comedy is included. Over the next few months I shall write on the following subjects Cold Humor, Fat Humor, Bad Humor, Tasteless Humor and others.

Black Humor: This is the type of stuff that doesnt quite create the Darwins but leaves the participant alive. In my findings, even if it doesnt kill you, its funny. Allow me to elaborate; as you don’t have any doubt noticed some of the dreadful accidents portrayed from the evening information, each of which I believe to myself what were they considering. Its apparent to me that they arent considering what they are doing. Allow me to tell you of one case I heard several years back. Several men were hanging around on the back porch, drinking beer sometimes men can perform. They were shooting 22s at whatever moved. They were doing so for some time as the local wildlife lay out about the area along with the empty beer cans once one of the drunken participants seen a skunk. Now in the event that you know anything about skunks you know that they are not the perfect sufferer; they take back and even though a direct strike by the skunk will not kill, it will take time to explain to your significant other the events of your day. I digress; back to the story. The skunk prevented the initial 100 to 200 rounds fired by the drunken lot and eventually found haven in a culvert placed in the floor at a angle enabling the skunk to journey back and down from the floor from the range of the drunken band. One of the drunkards chose to get the skunk to willingly leave his haven by smoking out him. So the drunkards start stuffing the culvert with dried grass and paper and lit it afire. The skunk however didn’t relinquish his hiding area, he stayed from the culvert. The drunkards then believed that because of the angle of this culvert that the smoke had likely not attained the skunk so they chose to make another effort by pouring gas into the culvert. They gathered up the 5 gallon gas can and poured the whole contents into the culvert. Having the gas pumped in they tried to ignite the gasoline by throwing lit matches into the culvert after the gas. The lit suits will burn out before tripping the gas and so among the drunkards, specifically the one this black comedy is written about, decided the ideal method of igniting the gas would be to climb in the culvert before igniting the match, down he belongs. He gets the gasoline triggered and what happens next is something of beauty. I will paraphrase the newswomans meeting with witnesses. He came from that culvert like he had been shot from a cannon, together with his hair on fire, leaving a smoke trail which went from the culvert, across the back porch the drunkards were enjoying all afternoon into the front lawn where he put, clothing smoldering, hair gone and burnt to third and second degree burns about his face and upper torso. Now thats funny!

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